I need a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez

I'm Sarah

I like stetsons

Stetsons are cool

oh yeah

and bowties

and fezs

waits whats the plural of fez...

2 secs i'll look it up

...

fezzes

*virtual pat on the back*

wait, that wasnt virtual


*Sherlock*
*Doctor Who*
*Torchwood*
*The Hunger Games*
*Supernatural*
*Avengers*
and
*Harry Potter*


Slytherin all the way!

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Oh, and feel free to ask me whatever :)
And there came a day, a day unlike any other, when Earth’s mightiest heroes and heroines found themselves united against a common threat. On that day, the Avengers were born—to fight the foes no single super hero could withstand!

(via whatlovelytwistedthoughts)

team nice dynamite: confusedtree: A lot of people deal with their anxiety, neuroses and...

confusedtree:

A lot of people deal with their anxiety, neuroses and depression (among other struggles) with humour which is absolutely okay (although it doesn’t give you permission to make fun of them without any foundation of understanding/trust and it certainly doesn’t mean that you can…

16 hours ago - 2244

cagethegiraffe:

pizza:

sugars-drop:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

a “chili sauce river” 

vagina volcano

tarantino week

(via spoilersandhandcuffs)

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

thesassylorax:

agnesnutter:

treesong:

kyohu:

SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT


THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Them tentacles…

are you fucking kidding me

(via whatlovelytwistedthoughts)

max-galactica:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

foodtrucker:

i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention

Break an expensive vase

kiss kiss fall in love

(via blackyrider)

marlibu:


I laugh at this every single fucking time

marlibu:

I laugh at this every single fucking time

(Source: babemakemeasandwich, via thenordicks)

thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

(via thenordicks)

If your favorite tv show doesn’t make you want to stab yourself repeatedly in the heart, then it’s not your favorite tv show.

(Source: kerryswashington, via littleclarissamorgenstern)

scorpioncutie:

“anxiety isn’t a real disorder, you’re just shy” 

image

(Source: trumpette, via hobbitintheimpala)

dink-182:

scooty-booty:

llamadonna:

vvaddles:

what if professor utonium actually added chemical XD

image

jesus christ how horrifying

Blossom looks like 15 year old me…

(via whatlovelytwistedthoughts)

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

you fucking didn’t

(Source: soudahesreallycool, via whatlovelytwistedthoughts)

badyafiction:

somethinghorrible:

why does nobody ever talk about the media’s fetishization of lesbianism like why do people only get mad when gay dudes get fetishized 

#thank you #grown men have been fetishizing lesbians for decades but as soon as teenage girls start fetishizing gay dudes the world explodes

(Source: varldslighet, via whatlovelytwistedthoughts)

egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

(via purple-neckerchief-of-time)