I need a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez

I'm Sarah

I like stetsons

Stetsons are cool

oh yeah

and bowties

and fezs

waits whats the plural of fez...

2 secs i'll look it up

...

fezzes

*virtual pat on the back*

wait, that wasnt virtual


*Sherlock*
*Doctor Who*
*Torchwood*
*The Hunger Games*
*Supernatural*
*Avengers*
and
*Harry Potter*


Slytherin all the way!

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Oh, and feel free to ask me whatever :)

Just btw, if you want me to follow you back, please just send me a message! I'd be happy to, I just never get round to checking who has followed me :')

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via bespectacledtitan)

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

(via enochiandirtytalk)

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

catsbeaversandducks:

"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."

(Source: bunnyfood, via throwitinasupernova)

isaia:

quadhonks:

I know my crappy pics don’t fully illustrate my point
I’m just sick of going to movies or reading comics and out of the infinite possibilities out there for aliens, male aliens are the only ones who ever have any sort of variety

breathtaking and timeless

(Source: quadhaunts, via midongsuji)

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via bewaretheclaire)

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
officialmillerhighlife:

everchanginghorizon:

Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

officialmillerhighlife:

everchanginghorizon:

Another species to be added to the ever-growing tick-list:

Africa’s Western Black Rhino has been officially declared EXTINCT. Poaching and lack of conservation have led the subspecies of black rhino to extermination, while the Northern White Rhino is ‘teetering on the brink of extinction’.

    Way to go, humanity.

what’s sad is hardly anyone fucking cares or wants to hear about it let alone talk about it

(via atrailofstardust)

eosthetic:

always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier this is crucial

(via bewaretheclaire)

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via bewaretheclaire)

buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(via bewaretheclaire)

14th2:

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

(via bewaretheclaire)

thisisawh0reland:

"Your bra strap is showing"

Oh no


No one must know that I, a teenage girl, is wearing a bra


Someone call Victoria because her secret is out

(via bewaretheclaire)